His Majesty Sir Jay Rockefeller
•November 20, 2010 • Leave a CommentRangle the Wrangler
•November 19, 2010 • Leave a CommentDon’t touch my junk
•November 17, 2010 • 1 CommentBrian Surgery Vs. Aviation
•September 22, 2010 • Leave a CommentA man needs an operation to remove a tumor from his brain. He is told that it is a very delicate procedure requiring much skill and experience. The diagnose is grim and the physician informs the patient that he is not up to the task. What to do?
The man was a very over paid CEO of a major US corporation, who had just received a very healthy Christmas bonus. The cost of the procedure was not an issue. So the man turns to Doctor Google and types in “World Famous Brain Surgeons”. After selecting the most expensive surgeon he could find and scheduling his appointment he needed an airplane ticket. The man typed in “Cheapest Airfares” and purchased the cheapest ticket he could find.
The very next week the man went to the airport and eventually found the airline of his choice. There was one agent, who was also the customer service rep, lost baggage rep, baggage handler, caterer, mechanic and aircraft fueler. Shortly after takeoff the engines sputter, the aircraft shutters and aircraft winds up in the bay. The man doesnt make it, but records show that he saved $150 on his ticket that day.
Virus Infects the US Congress
•September 13, 2010 • Leave a CommentCongressman Barney Frank from the great state of Massachusetts. The very embodiment of the sickening virus that infects the halls of the US Congress and our Government as a whole. It is so utterly sad and grievous that he is the best that the state of Massachusetts can do. In fact, they have sent him to Washington for fifteen ( 15 ) consecutive terms. I don’t know what their smoking up there in Massachusetts, or why they have their collective heads berried so far in the sand (or perhaps somewhere else). To be fair, he is a Democrat. So let us lay the blame where it belongs. I sure hope that all those foolish, mis- and/or uninformed, naive and otherwise confused liberal progressive democrats are happy. These geniuses all believed in the blind fairytale promises of the political Madoff’s ( or Madoffinas … in the case of Pelosi and Waters, etc.) they elected. Voting with their eyes closed. One hand on the ballot and the other hoping to catch some of that free money oozing from our generous democratic Congress. The famous welfare state is alive and well. The party of wealth and job redistribution is having a huge extended party and giving out lots of free money. They are all so giddy and caught up in the spirit of giving. I think Obama wants to be the first black Santa Clause, but he’s a lot more like the Grinch that stoled the American dream and the future of our country.
And lets not forget that great state of California that sent two dingbats by the names of Pelosi and Waters to Washington. I think it might be a case here of misery loving company. We all know the pathetic state of the Californian economy, not to mention their total moral and ethical depravity, as well their liberal courts. (lol just look at the 9th District Court and the BS rulings that have come out of there recently) California needs to get a grip. Funny how they squandered all of their money on their progressive liberal agenda, destroying their own economy in the process, and then come whining to the Federal Government for a bail out. Can you say redistribution of wealth? Your tax dollars taken in by the FED and then handed over to the bleeding heart, capitalism hating, progressive liberals, who feel the need to feed and educate all the illegal immigrants they can get there hands on. I wonder why so many Latinos vote Democratic? Birth right babies, free healthcare, food stamps, free housing, and a free bi-lingual education (complete with free lunches). Wouldn’t that be nice? I just love how free, liberal and generous Californians are with my tax dollars. And now with great folks like Pelosi, Waters, Reid, Franks and Obama ( just to name a few) in charge we can explode the spending on a World-wide basis. Lets open the flood gates and just make everyone equal. We can all share and share alike. No one should make more than another no matter how smart they are, or how hard they work. It just isn’t fair. We should all live on, say $60,000 a year. Thats sound wonderful. Maybe we can have Obama share some of that vast space in the White House with about 20 illegal immigrant families. I’m sure Pelosi and Waters have far more room in their homes then they need (or should I say more homes than they need). Surely they wouldn’t mind sharing. They can also feed and home school them as well. After all… they make way too much money anyways. I’m sure Mrs. Obama feels just terrible about all of the millions of dollars she has spent in the past 18 months entertaining herself, family and friends. Just think of all the illegals immigrants she could have nourished, housed and cared for. If only she had thought of it. Darn.
Wake up America the wolves have breached the gate and are ravaging the flock. How far will you let them go? How much foul and corrupt seed will you let them sow? How long will you slumber and be lulled by their silver tongues and fancy style? What will be left of our country when they are through? How dim will be the dreams of our children?
Vice Pres Joey
•September 3, 2010 • 2 CommentsWow! Just saw the photo of the Second highest government official and representative of these great United States of America stepping off the tax payer’s jet in Baghdad. Your democratically elected Vice President of the United States (a democrat himself) arrived in Baghdad (representing the United States of America) wearing blue jeans, loafers (without socks) and impressing the entire world with his coolness. What a stud. I think he and Obama should grace the cover of GQ.
ACLU Lawyers need to eat more fiber
•September 3, 2010 • 3 CommentsThe famous ACLU and the Center for Constitutional Rights have joined hands with the father of the hate filled, racist and violence loving American born Al-awlaki. It seems that these lawyers have not heard that we (these United States of America) have been at war with these Islamic terrorists for more then 25 years. A war that these Islamic terrorists started a very long time ago. A war that they waged against the innocent non-combatant civilian men, women and children of the United Stated all over the World. A concert of contempt and violence that reached a crescendo on September 11, 1991. When finally, this great and lazy giant of the United Stated woke up and decided to fight back. Now we see the father, who created this mass murdering vile stench of a terrorist, whining about his son being the target of the US military. I guess the money loving idiots at the ACLU have nothing better to do than to file lawsuits on behalf of disgruntled terrorists. One would think that their time would be better spent filing charges of war crimes, or Crimes against humanity in the World Court against this very same terrorist. Are they not in fact aiding and abetting this vile criminal. The “Targeted Killing” of this deviant would be a blessing to the world and would undoubtedly save lives.
Why hasn’t the US citizenship of this terrorist been revoked?
Why do we allow his father and the ACLU to aid and abed him?
If his father is so damn proud of his son then we should deport him. So that they can hide in some dirt whole together and await the rapture.
Jobs ride in Coach
•September 3, 2010 • Leave a CommentSouth West Airlines is sending good paying jobs on a one way trip to Central America. Patriotism at it finest. The company that has been touted as so employee friendly. A place where the corporate “Family” was such a strong part of company policy and the work environment. I guess all those poor South West mechanics who lost (or will loose) their jobs were just the bastard children of Obamanomics. Loyalty at US corporations only flows one way. Is this the “Change” you all wanted?
Your pal Obama has kicked the flood gates of US job exportation wide open. US Corporations are racing to the exits and he wonders why. But hey, at least everyone has health insurance now.
Ground Zero
•August 25, 2010 • Leave a CommentIf Islams were so peace loving, or truly interested in building understanding and improved relations, then they would have abandoned the idea of building a mosque just a stones throw from ground zero. The fact that they persist in such an aggressive affront, in the face of obvious resentment to such an act from the survivors of 9/11, is evidence of their inner disdain and arrogance. The victims of 9/11 and their families and friends, in fact the entire Nation, deserve far more respect and consideration. A little empathy would have gone a long way to improve relations between the heart and soul of our country and that of Islam. That opportunity has been lost by stubborn arrogance, blind indignation, hidden agendas and obvious lies. The standard progressive liberal battle cry of racism to divert attention and misdirect political opinion is nothing short of pathetic. Weak and helpless minds struggling to express themselves forcibly. I guess they are just trying to build more understanding and spread the love. Such narrow and simple minded thinking is exactly the problem with Liberals in general and apparently with Islam. The people behind this mosque, or in support there of, have no heart, nor respect for those that suffered on 9/11, no love for peace and no adoration for the freedoms we represent. They are nothing more than the puppets of an Islamic agenda to claim some childish victory over us infidels. The bigger disgrace is how grossly naive the leadership of this country truly is, or how easily they have sold their souls. Money, lies and deceit.
Jobless Numbers… don’t be fooled.
•August 24, 2010 • Leave a CommentThe so called Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) (another overly-funded group of over paid and incompetent government bureaucrats) can no more accurately define the unemployment rate in the US, as I could pick the next winning Power Ball numbers. Unemployment is defined as having no job, or in other words… being unemployed. Therefore, if you are not working you are “unemployed”. I know that sounds pretty simple to comprehend, but apparently when you get a government job… you must leave your brains at home with any common sense, ethics, or moral fortitude you may once have possessed. So it is with the BLS. According to the geniuses at the BLS; you are not unemployed if you are not “actively seeking” work. (excuse me a second…. ROFLOL) So, if you can get paid by US tax payers (those who actually work for a living) to stay at home and play video games, drink beer, smoke pot or just sit on your lazy ass all day… then you are not “unemployed”. We are paying you to enjoy a pathetic and non-productive lifestyle. Don’t worry about looking for a job.We understand how hard it is to be you. There is no longer any stigma on being a lazy free loader on society. We are more progressive now and far more tolerant. After all you have your rights as a US Citizen or even illegal alien.
