The so called Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) (another overly-funded group of over paid and incompetent government bureaucrats) can no more accurately define the unemployment rate in the US, as I could pick the next winning Power Ball numbers. Unemployment is defined as having no job, or in other words… being unemployed. Therefore, if you are not working you are “unemployed”. I know that sounds pretty simple to comprehend, but apparently when you get a government job… you must leave your brains at home with any common sense, ethics, or moral fortitude you may once have possessed. So it is with the BLS. According to the geniuses at the BLS; you are not unemployed if you are not “actively seeking” work. (excuse me a second…. ROFLOL) So, if you can get paid by US tax payers (those who actually work for a living) to stay at home and play video games, drink beer, smoke pot or just sit on your lazy ass all day… then you are not “unemployed”. We are paying you to enjoy a pathetic and non-productive lifestyle. Don’t worry about looking for a job.We understand how hard it is to be you. There is no longer any stigma on being a lazy free loader on society. We are more progressive now and far more tolerant. After all you have your rights as a US Citizen or even illegal alien.
“Actively Seeking Work” apparently means that you have actually looked for a job sometime in the past four weeks. If not, then you are just another poor “discouraged worker” and it would clearly be unfair to add your name to the unemployed list. After all you are just a discouraged worker without a job. So pass the Bud Light and que up for the next online video game ?
The moral of this story is that the unemployment rate is far more than the 9.5 % this Obamanation is touting. An administration that promised that the out-of-control Democratic spending spry would hold unemployment to less than 8%. These fools have mortgaged our Country and our children and failed us all. They manipulate public opinion with fictitious numbers, while abusing the public “Trust”… morally, ethically and financially. They have stolen from the granary and we are all left to starve. Be very careful about what you believe, where you place your faith and your hard earned money. If their lips are moving…
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