Don’t touch my junk
•November 17, 2010 • 1 CommentBrian Surgery Vs. Aviation
•September 22, 2010 • Leave a CommentA man needs an operation to remove a tumor from his brain. He is told that it is a very delicate procedure requiring much skill and experience. The diagnose is grim and the physician informs the patient that he is not up to the task. What to do?
The man was a very over paid CEO of a major US corporation, who had just received a very healthy Christmas bonus. The cost of the procedure was not an issue. So the man turns to Doctor Google and types in “World Famous Brain Surgeons”. After selecting the most expensive surgeon he could find and scheduling his appointment he needed an airplane ticket. The man typed in “Cheapest Airfares” and purchased the cheapest ticket he could find.
The very next week the man went to the airport and eventually found the airline of his choice. There was one agent, who was also the customer service rep, lost baggage rep, baggage handler, caterer, mechanic and aircraft fueler. Shortly after takeoff the engines sputter, the aircraft shutters and aircraft winds up in the bay. The man doesnt make it, but records show that he saved $150 on his ticket that day.
Vice Pres Joey
•September 3, 2010 • 2 CommentsWow! Just saw the photo of the Second highest government official and representative of these great United States of America stepping off the tax payer’s jet in Baghdad. Your democratically elected Vice President of the United States (a democrat himself) arrived in Baghdad (representing the United States of America) wearing blue jeans, loafers (without socks) and impressing the entire world with his coolness. What a stud. I think he and Obama should grace the cover of GQ.
ACLU Lawyers need to eat more fiber
•September 3, 2010 • 3 CommentsThe famous ACLU and the Center for Constitutional Rights have joined hands with the father of the hate filled, racist and violence loving American born Al-awlaki. It seems that these lawyers have not heard that we (these United States of America) have been at war with these Islamic terrorists for more then 25 years. A war that these Islamic terrorists started a very long time ago. A war that they waged against the innocent non-combatant civilian men, women and children of the United Stated all over the World. A concert of contempt and violence that reached a crescendo on September 11, 1991. When finally, this great and lazy giant of the United Stated woke up and decided to fight back. Now we see the father, who created this mass murdering vile stench of a terrorist, whining about his son being the target of the US military. I guess the money loving idiots at the ACLU have nothing better to do than to file lawsuits on behalf of disgruntled terrorists. One would think that their time would be better spent filing charges of war crimes, or Crimes against humanity in the World Court against this very same terrorist. Are they not in fact aiding and abetting this vile criminal. The “Targeted Killing” of this deviant would be a blessing to the world and would undoubtedly save lives.
Why hasn’t the US citizenship of this terrorist been revoked?
Why do we allow his father and the ACLU to aid and abed him?
If his father is so damn proud of his son then we should deport him. So that they can hide in some dirt whole together and await the rapture.
Jobs ride in Coach
•September 3, 2010 • Leave a CommentSouth West Airlines is sending good paying jobs on a one way trip to Central America. Patriotism at it finest. The company that has been touted as so employee friendly. A place where the corporate “Family” was such a strong part of company policy and the work environment. I guess all those poor South West mechanics who lost (or will loose) their jobs were just the bastard children of Obamanomics. Loyalty at US corporations only flows one way. Is this the “Change” you all wanted?
Your pal Obama has kicked the flood gates of US job exportation wide open. US Corporations are racing to the exits and he wonders why. But hey, at least everyone has health insurance now.
Jobless Numbers… don’t be fooled.
•August 24, 2010 • Leave a CommentThe so called Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) (another overly-funded group of over paid and incompetent government bureaucrats) can no more accurately define the unemployment rate in the US, as I could pick the next winning Power Ball numbers. Unemployment is defined as having no job, or in other words… being unemployed. Therefore, if you are not working you are “unemployed”. I know that sounds pretty simple to comprehend, but apparently when you get a government job… you must leave your brains at home with any common sense, ethics, or moral fortitude you may once have possessed. So it is with the BLS. According to the geniuses at the BLS; you are not unemployed if you are not “actively seeking” work. (excuse me a second…. ROFLOL) So, if you can get paid by US tax payers (those who actually work for a living) to stay at home and play video games, drink beer, smoke pot or just sit on your lazy ass all day… then you are not “unemployed”. We are paying you to enjoy a pathetic and non-productive lifestyle. Don’t worry about looking for a job.We understand how hard it is to be you. There is no longer any stigma on being a lazy free loader on society. We are more progressive now and far more tolerant. After all you have your rights as a US Citizen or even illegal alien.
